Lori pulled the mask off their nemesis.
"You! But why? (Also, who are you?)"
"I'm Sandra Cochran!" said the ghost formerly known as Tim Figgins.
"Who?"
"Sandra Cochran! The CEO of Cracker Barrel!"
"Sandra Cochran! But why?"
"I'm sick of all you hockey fans parking at my restaurant, without actually eating there!" wailed Cochran. "I wanted to make everyone think this arena was haunted, so it would close down. Then, when I see cars in the Cracker Barrel parking lot, I'll know they belong to people who want to patronize a place that sells grits AND biscuits AND rocking chairs AND Felix the Cat DVDs."
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT IS GOING OUT TO EAT WITH JEFF. PLEASE COPY THIS PAGE'S URL AND EMAIL IT TO JEFF TO CLAIM YOUR GIFT.
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